May 24, 2007A Yeah DayBy Wendy …
May 24, 2007A Yeah DayBy Wendy PopeRomans 12:8, “If your gift is to encourage others, be …
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If I get one more email about enlarging my penis I am going to rip my monitor out of the wall and throw it at somebody. I had 54 emails waiting for me this morning all concerned about my "short" comings and if I am really satisfying my girlfriend cause if I wasn’t, they had the fix for me...what the hell....of course I'm satisfying my girl! What kind of guy do they take me for....According to the other 72 emails I’ve won in excess of $33.4 million dollars, I just have to send them my social security number and bank account statement to claim my winnings…oh yeah, the pope is giving me a religious grant too, yes the pope in Italy.Why can’t I get emails that actually help? How about an email letting me know I’ve tucked me skirt into my pantyhose for fourth time this month? Or an email reminding me where I left my keys? Or how about getting 54 emails every morning telling 54 different and wonderful things about me or being me? Oh well, if I can’t keep a woman with my inadequate “manhood” at least I’ll be able to buy one.
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I get those emails too about enlarging my manhood. What should I do about it? Should I buy their product? What would the Pope do?
gdizzle
hehe.. I hate those emails.. luckily, my email account has a "bounce" option so I bounce them back.. LOL
colored_cheerios
I loved this when I first saw it. You are hilarious. You were born with the hilarious bone. Where is it on you?
Killingsworth
Hi,
I know you don't know me, but I just happened across your journal entry and thought I'd tell you that it made my night! Thanks so much for the belly laugh, love! Please take great care of yourself and yours! BIG peace to you!
Meg
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