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over the next week i shall be posting some really bad 80's songs LMAO!!!
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Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can
do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room.'
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can
do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room.'
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That's sick! lol!
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yeah but you still read it!
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that is just like you, I thought you was sick, where do you get these stories from?
hi guys just a note to sy i am sick so wont be on much until i get better..nothing tragic just the common tummy bug..it is such a HO' cause its already been with at least 5 people i know!!!
love you all and pull my finger hope you all had a great mummys day! i got a mug saying best mum in the world..which must have been the only one left..cause we all know i am the naughtiest mum in the world 
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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lol take care hun
luv u much xxoo
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YOU SO ROCK!!!! Feel better!
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rest and take it easy and dont get upto too much naughtiness while you are away
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