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Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought I'd share:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff......
..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Comments
Uh, maybe I should post this on my refrigerator as a quick reference tool for my husband. Thanks for this -- it's hilarious. :) Hope you're feeling good today. Now go have some chocolate!
ElaineF
Great stuff and a good reference as Elaine mentioned. Hope you had a great labor day!
jtlozano
Good one I sent it to my hubby to give him a laugh he really liked it.
hrlaugs
this is great! chocolate sounds good just about now. and the fifty dollars very safe. This is really funny, and oh so true. thanks for sharing. have a great day tomorrow.
rosemae
Very funny, I shall pass it on to all my girlfriends I'm sure they will enjoy it, lol Janet
greenfingers
Thanks for the laugh! :)
Zigzag
So cute .. that was funny ... thanks for sharing .. Ray
Raynow
Very funny, but oh, so true. PMS is over for me, but menopause is just beginning. If you thought PMS was bad, wait till you get the hot flashes.
Vteacher
Thanks for the laughs! I'm printing it out!
Timbuktu