beachchik's Journal

I don't recommed but here is how:

You are cooking dinner and you're midldle and youngest child are going at it again for the 2nd day in a row.  You have done everything under the sun to figure out how you are going to let them work their own battles and then it jsut gets out of control.....

By this way, it's getting late, mama this, mama that, she did this, he did that....

You finally put the spatula down, walk very fastly to the other, see the chair that has been sitting there for 3 years, and if your pinky toe doesn't reach out and decide to ram, yes literally ram it ugly head into the chair.  It hurts so bad I think I broke it.  I don't think jammed is the word as it hurts so bad to walk on that side of the foot.  You don't realize how much you do use your pinky toe.

That's all you have to do - all  the pain will be in your toe.  It will thump and even feel its on heartbeat.