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A few funny oneliners found where else ONline. Enjoy folks:
Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
One does well to separate one's career from one's life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance. Just dance.
Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a steak knife.
The most devastating force in the world is gossip.
You should never say anything to a woman that even hints that you think she's pregnant.
The one constant among all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
A person, who is nice to you, but mean to someone else, is not a nice person.
Men are like a fine cheese. They start out as milk, and it's up to women to mold them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Have a great day everyone and take good care.
Hugs
Karasal
Comments
Of course I'm a great driver!! Thanks for sharing Karasal
cruz
You surely gave me some good chuckles reading these oneliners. Thanks for sharing. Hope that your day has been a pleasant one. Gloria
Glot
These are great. Thanks for sharing. I hope you have a great week.
soonergal