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Journal Entry for July 14, 2008 Mood
Monday, July 14, 2008
The cuckoo clock


Why females should
avoid a girls night out after they are married....



The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. ��.. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh shit..' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted
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Comments

  1. SpyderNCSU

    That has got to be one of the best around........love it........LMAO


    SpyderNCSU

  2. ConH

    Good one..LMAO..Connie


    ConH

  3. Scorp55

    FUNNY SHIT !! I CAN RELATE, I OWN A CUCKOO CLOCK !! LOL ... LOVE YA, MARIE


    Scorp55

  4. twinkle39

    Hee hee!! That is soo funny!! xxx ~ Jennifer


    twinkle39

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