LisaACOA's Journal

A husband and wife go to bed.  The man dreams he died and went to Heaven.  He gets up to the "Pearly Gates".  He knocks and St. Peter says, "Come in and have a seat and I will be right with you. " So he has a seat.  In walks the prettiest Brunnette that he had ever seen.  So he goes over and taps St. Peter on the shoulder and says,  "St. Peter,  would you mind if I have some of that?"  St. Peter says, "Take her over behind the clouds and take care of things and go back and sit down. "So he goes over behind the clouds and takes care of things and goes back and sits down.  In walk the prettiest Red Head that he had ever seen.  So again,  he tapps St. Peter on the shoulder and says. "Can I have some of that?"  St. Peter says, "Go over behind the clouds and take care of things and  I don't want to hear anymore out of you!"   So he goes over behind the clouds and takes care of things and goes back and sits down.  Low and behold in walks the prettiest Blonde that he had ever seen.   So again, he taps St. Peter on the shoulder and asks if he can have some of that?"  St. Peter says, " Go over behind the clouds and take care of things and Get Out Of Here!!"  So he goes over behind the clouds and takes care of things and sits back down.  He realizes he has to go to the bathroom. So he taps St. Peter on the shoulder again and says, " I need to go to the bathroom."  St. Peter said. " I told you to Get Out Of Here!!  Go over behind the clouds and do your business, tear off a piece of cloud to wipe your ass and Get Out Of Here !!"  So he proceeds to do that.  His wife wakes him up and says,   "Honey, I don't mind you screwing me three times in one night but, when you shit the bed and tear up the pillow case to wipe your ass that is carring things too far!"