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Joke of the day Subject: Joke of the dayA skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this …
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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me....
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, turn around!!!"
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VERY CUTE JOKE-- and also thanks for posting that TD JAKES thing (LEt it go) on our buddies journal. I copied it and i think I am going to print it out and frame it in a few weeks
Justme85
Yes Lisa, Thx!! The TD Jakes was very inspiring. I hope I can practice what he preaches. I like this joke too ;) Thx always for your beautiful heart! ~Hugs! ~Eric
Dreamster
THAT WAS FUNNY !! YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH LISA !!! LOVE U MARIE
scorpio55