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The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 89 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures ou t what I'm doing..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 89 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $7000 per month.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures ou t what I'm doing..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,.....
just getting over the hill.
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You could run this over to your friends
but why not just e-mail it to them!
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We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Very funny...you know I walk most days, what about you?
Love...
sam03
[[hysterical laughter]] Oh soooooooo funny - love it!
alicefaye
laughter is a good medicine...Thanks!
poohscorner
LOL... I am going to print it out and send it to my physical theripist.
This could of been written be me but some is my soulmate out ther. Thanks so much for sending it today 'cause I am hobbeling around . Tomorrow will be better. xoxoxo
Lillian74
ahahaHaHahAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................!!
I walk all the time but mostly its just something that has to get done, like flossing. I'm going to send this to some friends. thankx.
usualsuspect