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Journal Entry for January 21, 2008 Mood

Monday, January 21, 2008

Everybody needs a good laugh from time to time this one will have you laughing hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY! THIS IS FUNNY

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her

He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.!

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP!
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SH E TURNED INTO THE
FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old......NOT DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK!

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Comments

LOL..

Vonny01
Very funny. Thanks for sharing...

EdgarV
loved it, great one, I am a friend of Edgars and just stopped by to say "hello", hope you are doing good! Gracie

Gracie692008
Thanks for sharing. I need to lighten up a bit...thanks!!! Your friend Clarence

clarncejonesnks
LOL! Very funny, thanks for the laugh!

Schmanek
OMG I had to think about for a second -- dah - too funny.

stevenfarrisohio
LMAO!

iblisa