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Thursday, April 24, 2008

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.' The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: 'Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' the old man replied, 'yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DAMN jar open!'

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Comments

OH I'm busting a gut herer. LOL I needed this so bad. Thanks

zippid
Some times you just have to keep at it and keep at it. Pass it around to every one in the house and you can get it off, the lid I mean.

Wick
LOL! that's so cute! try, try again!

cypher
I needed this. It is so funny. :)

osa
I LOVE IT!

lilsam
That was so funny :)

veeachjay
Very cute. lol.

aloneagain