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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED



What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?






At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.







At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.








At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.









At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.







At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.







At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.









At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!









At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???