It's Not Me
If somebody were to ever ask me whether I was prone to intense promiscuity and punching people in the face for no discernable reason, I’d …
is feeling Excellent
"How strange it is to be anything at all..." -Jeff Magnum. What a fucking moron.
Public Radio, Bondage, Watersports, Heaving turtles off of the interstate, Tijuana, Insider Trading, Volunteering at the SC Aquarium, schadenfreude, etc...
If somebody were to ever ask me whether I was prone to intense promiscuity and punching people in the face for no discernable reason, I’d …
At nine thirty it’s crunch time, and I slap my face in the stall to prepare. By the time I get back to my station, …
"I loved everyone.
but no one saw me"
he says, and he is crying
in the unsettling way of those
who are so old.
I cry too,
but out …
Priorities
"There's blood under the snack machine!"
someone shouts, and he wakes up.
Steps into the pool house and sure …
The headlights seem dead to me. Even without seeing the driver, I know who it is. And I know he thinks I’m totally insane. …
I don't care.