My uterus hurts.
Cramping, aching badness. I feel like a whale. I am a whale. A beached whale. A pregnant, beached whale. I'm …
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Well here I am at 3:13 am in the morning and just wanted to let you know that we have sited a Beached Whale in Redneckville!! She is weighing in over 150 lbs and may be growing or blowing any minute!! giggles That is about the way I feel at the moment. Gee can anything swell you as bad as that crap! Oh well at least I think it is going to do its job and that is all that matters. Well hopefully it is all water and swelling and I will deflate like a flat tire. Geesh I hope. Do you know I have to keep 3 sizes of clothes on hand because I bounce all over the scale. Well I was leveling out but here we go again. At least it has been 8 months this streach so I'm pretty happy especially with all that has been going on since the last one.
So I hear that you all have missed me.......You silly little Roosters and Hens!! I have really missed eveyone on here and thank you all so very much for your support these last few days. I have really been missing what is going on in the Coffee Shop. The last I looked it was doing pretty well and SST of course was keeping me in stitches. Ain't he a hoot!!
Well my little peeps if I had a story in me I would spin it but the brain is water logged so I'll just say my good byes and hope to see you all tomorrow. Have to go see doctor Ann tomorrow afternoon just to get checked out. So more later from the Big Town of Redneckville!
XOXO
Deeitsme!
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Well I too have been up since 3am. What is with us? I know you swell up but think of the benefits of it and you went a long time too. Hope you are feeling better. Does your face puff up? Hope your visit with Dr Ann goes well. Talk to you later. Love ya
LeeAnn
We do miss you!! I hope this works for you!! We miss the stories!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just so it helps, it will be worth it... Ah, miss my little Chickadeedeedee!!! Hang in there and feel better!!! (That's an order from Chickie Momma!) xo Cj
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OMG! Another of those people who can make you laugh about them being sick!! Well, I can find other things to laugh about, so you get better QUICK!! ;o)
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The one night I actually sleep and everyone else is awake and online. Dee glad to hear the roids seem to be doing their job.
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Actually, Dee, I think you're a hoot. LOL. I mean that in a good way though. I'm starting to do pushups myself and I'm planning to lose this flab by June. It's slim down or bust for me. LOL Peace always
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