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HILLBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a
visit to a lawyer.
visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said,
'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any
grounds?'
grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a
John Deere.
John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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