Busy, Busy week. Tom is still doing …
Busy, Busy week. Tom is still doing great. Although he is experiencing a little bit of neuropathy -- tingling in his …
Join Now
This is totally off the infertility topic, but it is just too funny. So, my husband and I were watching TV last night and on CMT there is a show that comes on called My Redneck Wedding. Well, it is usually pretty funny, but this one took the cake! First off, let me paint a picture. Of course they live out in the country. They live together and run a paper route together. He proposed by peeing will you marry me in the street!! In case you are wondering how he did that, he chugged beer the whole show. She never had her teeth in the whole show except for her wedding day. Now there is nothing wrong with drinking, but this guy punched holes in the bottom of the beer can to make it come out faster and they did not throw the cans away...they used them for their arbor. They tied beer cans to every inch of it and then plugged the lights in that were wrapped around it, and that is what they got married under. Then, they went to the florist to pick flowers and the bride-to-be said she wanted blacks and oranges! To make the whole thing worse, her fiance was in the shop with her drinking a 40 ounce beer. When he finished, he said, "Why can't we just put the flowers in beer cans?" The woman that worked there reluctantly asked him if he was serious. The couple was like yeah, it would be cute!!! Who does that. So, the flower arrangements were in beer cans! They got married in the upstairs of a convenience store. I mean, there was a room to rent out and everything. I have never heard of a store that you can get married in and I am from Alabama! When the bride to be got there, she was in a panick. Not because her make-up wasn't doing right or her hair was not fixed, but becasue she could not find her teeth!! To put the cherry on that sunday, her mom asked her if she wanted to borrow hers! Eww! Ok, so they had a mechanical bull there, the brides maids wore jeans and t shirts with puppies on them, and the groomsmen wore jeans and john-deer shirts. The couple actually wore wedding atire, but she ordered her dress online and instead of sending her a size 28, she got an 8!! What made the situation worse, is she actually tried to get into a dress that was 20 sizes too small. Her fiance made it worse when he said, "Well, you will just have to adDRESS the situation." OMG!!! When they drove away, instead of just cans tied to the back of the vehicle, they tied the whole damn beer-can arbor to the back! We were in tears watching this. Sorry this is so long, but you gotta admit, this crap is funny as hell!! Hope you laugh! I sure did!
Comments
You might also like ...
Ok, I've been trying to be …
Ok, I've been trying to be fairly optimistic. I realize we can not control people but I am so tired of the …
This woman, Barb is her name, is …
This woman, Barb is her name, is close to 15 yrs older than me and she has managed this mat for XXXXX number of years. …
yeah it is funny..I also watched that same show..it was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonis
OMG - that is hilarious and very very sad at the same time!! The upstairs of a convenience store.. are you kidding me! Thanks for sharing, it definitely brought a smile to my face!
Shanny2007
Hilarious!!!!!!!1
danabug33
That is so funny! I wonder if they may have alcoholic issues to adDRESS some time during their marriage!
KaybeyBaby
LOL, we actually saw part of that one!!! I can hardly watch that show because of how far out everyone is!!! Holy cow. Where do they even come up with stuff like that?!?! It was pretty darn funny though!
Lili