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Journal Entry for July 23, 2008 Mood

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I missed rehab yesterday as I had to go to the wound clinic. It seems the wound on my butt is no longer infected but is almost two inches deep: good Lord! This has been a nuisance for a year and a half. The doctor packed the wound with some kind of stringy material. A nurse will come to my appartment every day to repack it and change the dressing: what a bloody drag. I don't know how long this will go on. I don't like the idea of someone messing with my butt everyday, who does? At least it will be a she and not a he. Hmmm, if she is not hitched and not too young, maybe I have a golden opertunity here. Hey, this might not be so bad after all. I wonder if Irish butts turn her on? Oh stop it Garrett, stay in the moment, don't drift off to the future, you're not a dirty old man...who the hell said that? I'm told that if this butt packing routine doesn't work, I will need surgery. It better work; I've had enough surgeries for one life, thank you very much.

At any rate, it will be nice not to bleed through my clothing and on to my powerchair every day, as has been the case for over a year now, a real pain in the butt.

Yesterday was cloudy, slightly rainy, and just plain dismal. I didn't go out and about. I think it will be nice later today, in which case, the locals are in grave danger. I feel energy building within me, crying to explode in mischief.

Hey, How about our dear friend Jannis and her hearing aids. I ought to sing to her, "My Wild Irish Rose." On second thought, I best not. If she heard my singing voice, she might never wear hearing aids again.

I remain in high spirits and at peace, sucking in every moment of the day as if it were my last.

Thanks for all your love a and support and make this a good day, you can if you choose to.

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Praying for you and your nurse to get along well and for this procedure to work so there are no more surgeries. I don't like to see suffering or hear of others suffering!!!
Hang in there im pullin through for you :)

lylbug
Your are so funny.You never know,nurse could be a future date.Good luck.
Sorry about your butt.That would be a pain in the butt.

reffas
I see your humor and wit is as sharp as ever.
With this nurse comming in everday to re-pack and heal your wound could be a great opportunity for you to talk w/little garrettk and assure both of you that you are overcomming another obstacle and difficulty in your life.Your bum/butt is part of who you are and your are a beautiful man.Dont give her to hard of a time ok =].
Aww I can hardly wait to hear you belt out that tune Wild Irish Rose! to hear is glorius and your voice is no exception thanks for thinking of me and my glorius hearing aids =] Enjoy you day to the fullest I know you will........hugs and love

jannis
Hope you have a cute nurse to do your butt packing! Wow! That was fun to say - so dirty!!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for your poor hiney Garrett. I hope you have a wonderful day my precious comedian. Many hugs! Robyn

HateTheFeeling
Nothing holds you back Garrett, feel that mischevious streak in you from over here across the ocean !!! OOOOh female nurse to pack your butt !!! lol such thoughts spring to mind !!! Have a wonderful day and lets hope the weather picks up or you will create mayhem on here !!
love and big hugs , jen xx

annenonimous
Glad to see your in good spirits despite the ongoing issue with your butt...I hope you get a wonderful woman around 50 that just loves Irish butt! You never know...could happen..LOL

sadave46
u had me in stitches with ur butt thats what i love with u ur humour u dont give up love u my friendxxx

kate46