Sassafras's Journal

So and little old couple stopped in a restaurant for a bite to eat.  The waitress came to their table

waitress "what would you like to drink

Old man " Water for both"

Old woman"what did she say"

Old man" she asked what we would like to drink

Old woman"tell her water for both"

Old man"I did"

Waitress"what would you like to eat?

Old man"well both take a hamburger"

Old woman"what did she say"

Old man"she asked what we want to eat"

Old woman"tell her we both want a hamburger"

Old man I did"

Waitress"do you want dessert?"

Old man"we'll both have apple pie"

Old woman "what did she say"

Old man"she asked if we wanted dessert.

old woman"tell he we both want apple pie.

waitress" Only dog ugly women eat apple pie.

old woman" what did she say.

old man.looks at the old woman and then at the waitress then back at the old woman.

and says"she says he's met you before.

A dumb joke but kinda funny. 

It is time to smile and laugh a little.  It's been too long.