QuackedUp's Journal

Well here is the sequel to my first blog about My Kids Names.  This one is just as funny.  I think anyway.  LOL.  I've included the link to Part I here so you don't have to search for it.  I recommend reading part I first.  Enjoy!   

- QuackedUp 

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 My Kids Names Part II

If you haven’t read my first blog about my kids names, this probably will make no sense to you, however, it’s funny all the same.

We would like to congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Bush on the birth of their new son.  In addition to Fucktard and Corky, Mrs. Bush gave birth this past Saturday to a healthy baby boy weighing 8lbs 8 oz.  His name:

Oliver Bush

The Mrs. and Oliver Bush are resting quite comfortably at St Joe’s Hospital.  

“We are really excited about our new addition, Oliver Bush” the proud father stated late Saturday night.  

He also added, “We would like to thank The Cockman Family, The Woody’s, The Johnson’s and the entire Dick family for their love and support”.  The Beaver and Moorehead families could not be reached for comment.

I don’t care who ya are, that’s some funny shit right there.  Just think about the possible situations with the great name.

A bunch of kids are playing hide and seek in the park.  There are parents everywhere.  All the kids have been found.  Lil Ollie has found himself a great hiding spot.  

The kid that is “it” can’t find him.  He goes around asking parent’s, “Excuse me, but have you seen Oliver Bush?” Or  “I can’t find Oliver Bush could you please help me?”  OMG what kind of reaction would that kid get?!

Or

He’s in kindergarten and there are a group of folks in for observations.  She goes around asking the kids what they had for lunch…”and what did you have to eat today, Oliver Bush?”

Shocking!

Later in life, when he’s a stud cornerback, things could get a lil dicey when all the cheerleaders are fighting over Oliver Bush.  Of course, the guys on the football team would love to see all the cheerleaders fighting for Oliver Bush.  Oliver Bush would be a shoo-in to play with the Beavers in Oregon State.  Think about it, wouldn’t the NCAA and Oregon State love Oliver Bush providing deep coverage for the Beavers.  

What a great fucking name!

The possibilities are limitless.  I could do this all Oliver Bush thing all night long.  LOL  

Oh damn.   Well, until the next lame-brain thing comes to my head I’m out.  

It’s time for this guy to take the Browns to the Superbowl!!!!