Rumour patrol
Posted by Batdog - 09/03/08, 09:49 amIt appears winny has had plastic surgery to add a couple of hairy moles to her chinny chin chin. She is not a natural hag. Should she keep her crown as the foulest of them all?
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Hedgehags are missing link
Posted by NewView - 09/02/08, 01:31 pmAt an archaeological dig in a city sewer in Kansas, the remains of a prehistoric mutant hedgehog with an exact DNA match to winny was found. Professor Simon Cowhell III, an odd looking little man who likes to critique people in karaoke bars, named the hybrid creature a 'Hedgehag'. He theorised that Hedgehags were probably foul-tempered little critters who hated kittens and could spit a quarter mile. He also theorised they were probably green. And of course, the most shocking thing, they were probably 40 feet tall.
This could explain our winny's aversion to hedgehogs. Dirty little family secret.
