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Posted on 04/24/08, 01:10 am
Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These:
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the doctors
and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could
use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A
minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya O. K. Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, Feeling Better ?
Well Then, Consider These:
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the doctors
and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could
use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A
minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya O. K. Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, Feeling Better ?
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Reply #11 07/26/08 10:54pm
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Reply #12 07/27/08 12:18pm
that was so incredibly horrible, but freaking hilarious! -
Reply #13 07/27/08 4:51pm
lmao............. -
Reply #14 07/27/08 8:27pm
I wish all the terrorists were that stupid. -
Reply #15 07/30/08 3:44pm
YUP !! I'M FEELING A HELL OF ALOT BETTER NOW !!!!!! LOL ...... -
Reply #16 08/05/08 11:34am
Those were really good! -
Reply #17 08/06/08 4:11am
Well, that sure puts life in perspective. lmaoooooooooooooo
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