angelwings4u

Finding some alone time w/ SO!

Posted on 09/22/08, 10:49 am

Just want to share funny stories about how we as moms become this work around kids all day!
Just picking a funny topic to talk about what we as wives do to please our man! I know some of you if not all have done these!!
1. If we see the kids sleeping, watching tv or put one kid in a walker and escape to any room available!!
We all know it takes 5 min. or so!
How many times we had snot or food on our clothes, and our man come in the door wanting to hump our legs??
I'm to the point who cares anymore? Clothes come off!
2. Who else has gone in the washroom, bathroom and closets to have a 5 minute quickie????
3. And who had sex while the baby is in the room sleeping!!
Or on the bed too!! Our 1st baby and we had pillows around the baby, and we laid on our side! kid you not, poor kid.
Share your funny stories, leave no details out!!

• Reply #1 09/22/08  1:43pm
  
  aikijedi
  ha!
  
  If only!
  
  My husband has no creativity, no spontaneity, no sense of adventure.
  
  You would think this man had issues with erectile dysfunction or something... which he never has had. He has no tolerance for anything that is outside of routine. B-o-r-i-n-g! Occassionally I can steal him away into the shower for a little "pre-game show".. but otherwise, he is all about doing it in bed, at night, period. I've tried to tell him that the sense of adventure or risk is exciting to me... and that morning or midday are my preference (by nighttime I'm friggin exhausted, dude!) but he has no regard for what might work for me. If I tried to steal him away into the washroom when he got home, even for a quickie, he'd be bitching the whole time about whatever was screwing up his mojo... the smallness, whatever... like I said, you would think he had "issues"... well, trust me, he has issues, but they don't keep him from getting into performance mode, if ya know what I mean.
  
  Any attempt I have made to stir things up, to be a little spontaneous has always ended up with him having a damned temper tantrum. whah! this is why I sometimes refer to him as 'my first husband'... lol.
  
  this man needs a qualude or something.
• Reply #2 10/08/08  9:44am
  
  angelwings4u
  you poor thing! That sucks. If he likes the bed, light up some candles, wear what ever or not and put the kids for a nap or movie! Put on perfume since he has issues! Some men like to take there time and make it last. Good luck! And you can take a nap for some alone time with him later! If hes not interested, tie his ass to the bed!! lol
• Reply #3 10/09/08  12:12pm
  
  aikijedi
  he is so weird. I would understand his rigidity if he EVER had a "performance issue"... but he has none... never has that I know of, certainly never in the past 8 years, and has remarkable "control" if you will. Yet still, he has this apparent fear of failure in that area, and his rigidity goes across the board, both in the bed and out. Frankly its exhausting. He's been really turning me OFF lately with his attitude and ignorance... I don't even have the desire to bother having sex, much less lighting candles (well... I light them when he's out, lol). I am striving hard for some financial independance... and a divorce lawyer.

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