dennist

funny joke

Posted on 08/03/08, 02:17 pm

ok here goes theres a little grandma who calls up the hospital and ask if any one could tell her how apatient is doing the operator asked for the name and room number the grandmother replied norma smith the operator told her shell be back in a sec well grannies waiting a few when all the sudden the operator came back on and said norma was just fine all her test results came back ok doc releasing her tommorrow grannie says thats just wonderfull the operator asked her what her relationship was to her the grandmother says none my name is norma smith in305 and nobody tells me crap

• Reply #31 10/04/08  2:58pm
  
  dennist
  A Flat Stomach
  
  A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his
  mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom
  sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what
  her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find
  him..
  
  The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad
  doing?'
  
  The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big
  tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and
  help flatten it..'
  
  'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
  
  'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
  
  'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
  over and gets on her knees and blows it right back
  up.'
  
  

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