LostLadyLen

So You Think You're Sane? HA

Posted on 04/17/08, 05:36 am

The Sanity Test will provide you with an evaluation of your sanity.

DISCLAIMER: The originator of this test had/has no background in psychology, nor is this test scientifically based.

Have you ever...

Talked to plants?
Been mad at someone for something you dreamed?
Owned a spork? Do you even know what a spork is? (Def. at end of test)
Chewed on something unusual? (paper, cardboard, clothing, electrical wire)
Not slept all night?
Responded to something trivial with violence?
Sang anything really loud in public?
Wanted the bad guy to win?
Played hide-and-seek in a store?
Made animal noises really loud in public?
Plotted someone's demise?
Talked in the third person?
Looked under your bed before you fell asleep?
Talked to an inanimate object?
Used the back of your hand like a sticky-note?
Looked at your watch three times and still not known the time?
Been in the same clothes for at least 2 days?
Said some random word over and over and found it funny? (ex. bank, shampoo, toga)?
Clicked on a button over and over when you KNOW it's not working?
Rubbed your head and patted your belly?
Sat with earphones in your ears not realizing the music had stopped?
Said something without thinking, realize what you said, then laugh about it all day?
Tried to move things with your mind?
Read a word so many times it made no sense anymore?
Watched the pretty light patterns dance around the inside of your eyelids?
Woke up in your own bed and wondered “where the hell am I?“
Asked yourself ,why are things called what they are?(e.g. why is a desk called a desk instead of calling it TV?)

Results - If you even answered one question, you’re sanity is being called into question.
If you answered more than one question, you are in serious need of help.

A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both.

• Reply #1 04/17/08  10:58am
  
  NewView
  We like talking to ourselves in the third person. It gives us someone intelligent to banter with. As for the rest of the questions, we will NOT tell anyone how many yes answers we count. We're entitled to be eccentric.
• Reply #2 04/17/08  3:07pm
  
  Daisylou
  LOL! good post!
  I have certainly never believed I was sane. Without nutty folks, the world would be real boring.
  Thanks for the smile. xoxox -Christine
• Reply #3 04/17/08  3:25pm
  
  WolfgangB
  Hmmmm . . . 23 out of 27. I think I'll switch from generic to brand name tin foil for my next hat.
• Reply #4 04/17/08  4:20pm
  
  missoctober
  I only had one "no" answer.
• Reply #5 04/17/08  7:55pm
  
  evelena
  well it was 15 yes's for me.lol
  But then I already knew I was nuts!
• Reply #6 04/17/08  9:47pm
  
  Star9
  Oh geez. I know I'm crazy
• Reply #7 04/18/08  8:29am
  
  tryin2live
  Sporks are the shit, it is why I go to KFC at all...
• Reply #8 04/18/08  4:33pm
  
  tatsel
  I answered yes to almost all but I am also proud of myself for being able to answer yes to almost all.
• Reply #9 05/09/08  6:37pm
  
  Garnish
  I got yes for all of them, I feel so good about it, who wants to be sane?
• Reply #10 05/09/08  8:35pm
  
  NewView
  It's a good thing we all agree we don't want to be sane.
  Because here we are!

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