neutron

Market of paradise is having a Re- Grand Opening Sale

Posted on 06/12/08, 01:57 pm

Good News!* The Market of Paradise and livestock exchange is having a Re-Grand Opening Sale.*
www.marketofparadise.uzb * Free Shipping on livestock with additional purchase.* Balloons for the kids.* Register to win your all expense trip to Samarkand Region on UZB Airlines.* Climb the mountains and explore the caves riding your very own yak.* Visit the Market of Paradise, take a tour of our 2000 acre open air warehouse.* Visit our all new modern loom and basket weaving complex.* Free guided tours!* Wine tasting!* Helicopter rides.* We have something for everyone.* We Buy - Sell - Trade.* Shipping in 5 - 7 Business days.*
email info@market of paradise.uzb for details.* Come one, come all.*

* Sale limited to qualified buyers only. Taxes and custom fees extra. Good only while supplies last. Some restrictions may apply. Good only where allowable by local law. Business days are once yearly.

• Reply #201 10/28/08  12:33pm
  
  FlyingMonkey
  Cool idea Cali!!!!!
  
  Can ya believe this one (true)...Nat'l BoyScouts of America have narrowed down pick of Virgina or here to build national headqarters...if they come here and buy the 1,600 acres it will be right next to us....250 at least yr round employees and every 4 yrs President come for Jamboree....wouldn't that be cool. At that over 250,000 people come...jeeze we only have 400 here now...probably get a store outta it tho!
  
  I'm already researching which pays best on leasing my corner acres (Shell, Taco Bell, etc)....hate to change town but that would really be booon for retirement and our whole state.
  
  Plus Bob will be retired wildlife biologist then and it will give him something fun to do and get outta my hair.
  
• Reply #202 10/31/08  11:13pm
  
  neutron
  Obama declined, schedule conflict, but promised to be there next year!
• Reply #203 11/01/08  3:33pm
  
  CaliCat
  He has it in his schedule, correct Neut? No outskis allowed next year! He can come dressed up as Sarah Palin!
• Reply #204 11/01/08  9:14pm
  
  neutron
  Yes, it is in the schedule. He will take that day off. Not sure about costume yet.

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