neutron

Market of paradise is having a Re- Grand Opening Sale

Posted on 06/12/08, 01:57 pm

Good News!* The Market of Paradise and livestock exchange is having a Re-Grand Opening Sale.*
www.marketofparadise.uzb * Free Shipping on livestock with additional purchase.* Balloons for the kids.* Register to win your all expense trip to Samarkand Region on UZB Airlines.* Climb the mountains and explore the caves riding your very own yak.* Visit the Market of Paradise, take a tour of our 2000 acre open air warehouse.* Visit our all new modern loom and basket weaving complex.* Free guided tours!* Wine tasting!* Helicopter rides.* We have something for everyone.* We Buy - Sell - Trade.* Shipping in 5 - 7 Business days.*
email info@market of paradise.uzb for details.* Come one, come all.*

* Sale limited to qualified buyers only. Taxes and custom fees extra. Good only while supplies last. Some restrictions may apply. Good only where allowable by local law. Business days are once yearly.

• Reply #1 06/12/08  2:21pm
  
  AliasPandaBaby
  Is the sale still on for Panda bears? I need soft wool for my bed.
• Reply #2 06/12/08  2:25pm
  
  neutron
  Oh yes, I forgot to mention, Kung Fu Panda is having a premier, you don't want to miss it.
  Pandas are safe at the Market of Paradise. Since they are such good customers, we do not carry them in stock or sell them. We do offer them a 10% discount and free shipping.
• Reply #3 06/12/08  3:44pm
  
  AliasPandaBaby
  I am in for some barting. Let me do a head count on my goats.
• Reply #4 06/12/08  6:46pm
  
  freddy3
  ANY FREE FOOD SAMPLES? CAN I USE COUPONS?
• Reply #5 06/12/08  8:02pm
  
  skeeter337
  If I bring my ibis, will she have enough fish to eat? More important, WILL ANYONE TRY TO EAT HER? Can someone watch her while I ride the camel? I CAN ride the camel, can't I? If I can't ride the camel I won't come.
• Reply #6 06/12/08  10:26pm
  
  neutron
  Fred, Coupons are accepted and we do have free samples.
  Skeeter, No one will eat your animals, just purchased animals, and camel rides are free on weekends.
• Reply #7 06/13/08  2:19am
  
  CaliCat
  As winner of last year's camel poop throwing contest, don't you think that I deserve free airfare and to be put up? Oh, and to be amused, of course. But that comes with the territory! Are you going to have the contest again this year at all?
• Reply #8 06/13/08  4:41am
  
  freddy3
  WHAT CONTEST? DID I MISS SOMETHING?
• Reply #9 06/13/08  7:34am
  
  Suestew
  LOL I wanna go too..do they sell giraffes??
• Reply #10 06/13/08  9:11am
  
  neutron
  Actually, the animals in the zoo are not for sale, or to be eaten.
  (Did I mention we have a zoo?)
  But, we can put you in touch with a giraffe broker who will sell you a giraffe, if you "promise" to be "Kind" to it.
  
  Cali, the rules for the camel dung contest state all entrants are responsible for their own transportation, with the exception of their victory ride once they have won.
  Plus, the airport won't let you on the plane unless you have removed all the dung from last year. It's a homeland security issue. No foreign dung allowed in the country. As far as lodging, if you can't find a motel, we have several mangers to choose from at no charge.

Here is a new place where we can play games and post off topic comments, about anything. This group is created because of the new posting policies DS has created. We want to play nice, but we can also think of this as a freedom zone.