A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he pushed it to
80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. But looking in
his rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper
behind him; blue and red lights flashing and
siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm
too old for this", and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up
to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said, "Three
years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir;" replied the trooper.