A guy stood looking in the mirror one day admiring his tan, the only white part on his body was his penis, deciding to do something about it, he took off to the beach.
Ariving at the beach he found a nice quiet spot, dug a hole and laid in then covered himself with sand with just his penis sticking out.
A little while later two old ladies came by on their daily walk along the beach. "Ethel would you look at this" Marge said as she poked the penis with her walking stick. " Ethel waked over and took a look, "Life is so unfair Ethel "Why do you say that Marge?" said Ethel, Marge pondered and said " Well when I was 17 I wondered about it , when I was 30 I couldnt get ennough of it, when I was 60 I paid for it, Now Im 80 and the things are growing wild and Im too bloody old to squat !! : D