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Hymns for Everyday Life
Posted on 09/01/08, 10:41 pmThe Dentist's Hymn - "Crown Him with Many Crowns"
The TV Weatherman's Hymn - "There Shall be Showers of Blessing"
The Contractor's Hymn - "The Church's one Foundation"
The Tailor's Hymn - "Holy, Holy, Holy"
The Golfer's Hymn - "There is a Green Hill Far Away"
The Politician's Hymn - "Standing on the Promises"
The Optometrist's Hymn - "Open Mine Eyes that I Might See"
The IRS Hymn - "All to Thee"
The Gossiper's Hymn - "Pass it On"
The Electrician's Hymn - "Send the Light"
The Shopper's Hymn - "Sweet by and by"
If you MUST speed on the highway -- sing these hymns loudly:
at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"
at 75 mph... "Nearer Still Nearer"
at 85 mph... "This World is not my Home"
at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"
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Reply #1 09/01/08 10:51pm
:)<<<< me smiling :) -
Reply #2 09/02/08 10:53pm
Specially when you get to the speeding part... I wonder what Hymn the Ladys were singing in the backseat of the car.. before they got of Route.. hmmm what was it.. lol.. -
Reply #3 09/04/08 11:02am
i though about those ladies too. like the speeding part lol -
Reply #4 09/04/08 9:51pm
LOL.. that was my thought.. lol.. can you picture their faces.. lol
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