- Dogs scratch themselvesâ?¦cats scratch other peopleâ?¦sometimes leading to stiches and hospital timeâ?¦
- If Dogs donâ??t like you, they let you know early onâ?¦cats wait till your within striking distanceâ?¦
- Barking dogs scare away burglersâ?¦cats think burglers are another person to serve themâ?¦
- Dogs look at you as your companionâ?¦cats look at you as their slave/toy.
- When a dog goes to the bathroom itâ??s either on a cheap newspaper or out in natureâ?¦cats need their own dirt imported into the house at a much higher costâ?¦
- The fire department has rarely been called to get a dog out of a treeâ?¦Cops should be called for cats in treesâ?¦they can get them down from the tree fasterâ?¦
- You see dogs comingâ?¦cat sneak up or stalk youâ?¦
- Dogs love going for walks on leashesâ?¦cats will send you to the hospital for even considering it.
- Most dogs come when you call themâ?¦cats wait till you lose your voice and come find them.
- Dogs are not finicky about anythingâ?¦
- Ever see a movie or a television show about a courageous cat saving a boy in a well? How many shows on tv today feature a lovable cat companion.
- Dogs donâ??t leave dead birds or rats on your door stepâ?¦nopeâ?¦they eat what they killâ?¦

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