Kaino’s Profile

About Me

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" ********************************************************************************************** 44 year old lesbian ...taken by that once in a lifetime special woman...I love you Liz!... I suffer from Clinical Depression, Diabetes II, High Blood Pressure, Social Anxiety......................Life is what you make of it. Things happen when you least expect it and can change your whole world, so never give up hope!!! ****************************************

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Liz :):):)