What is Tinnitus

Tinnitus, "ringing ears" or ear noise is a phenomenon of the nervous system connected to the ear, characterised by perception of a ringing, beating or roaring sound (often perceive...

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customer goes into a store and ask the clerk
"do you have polish sausage?"
Clerk replies... "why, are you polish?"
Customer says...
If I asked for a taco, would you think I was mexican?
Clerk replies...no
customer says...
If I asked for gafiltha fish, would you think I was jewish?
Clerk replies...No
customer says..
If I asked for collard greens and fried chicken, would you think I was African American?
Clerk replies... No, but sir, your at The Home Depot!!!

Sorry to all polish people, dont mean any offense, but that one is to damn funny!!!
Posted on 09/20/08, 12:09 pm
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Reply #1 - 09/20/08  1:25pm
" It's good to see a joke posted here.
Thanks "
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Reply #2 - 09/20/08  2:23pm
" Thanks we need to smile every now and then. "
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Reply #3 - 09/21/08  6:07pm
" Any Texans out there familiar with the Aggie joke? I am from Texas and haven't heard an Aggie joke in so long. "
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