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>"Never Argue with a Child"

>

>

>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it

>was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because
even though

>it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The
little girl

>stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher

>reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically

>impossible.

>

>The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah".

>The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

>_____________________________________________________

>A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children
while they

>drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's
work. As she

>got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked
what
the drawing

>was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

>

>The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
looks
like.

>"Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
the
girl replied,

>"They will in a minute."

>_________________________________________________

>A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with
her five

>and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to
"honor"
thy Father

>and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches
us how to

>treat our brothers and sisters?"

>One little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou
shall
not kill."

> _____________________________________________________

>One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
do the
dishes at

>the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
several strands

>of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head. She
looked at

>her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs
white, Mom?"

>

>Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something

wrong and make

>me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

>The little girl thought about this revelation for a while,
and
then said,

>"Momma, is that why ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

> ____________________________________________________

>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was

trying to

>persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just
think how nice

>it will be to look at it when you are all grownup and say,
'There's

>Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a
doctor.'"

>A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And
there's the
teacher.

>She's dead."

>_____________________________________________________

>A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
Trying to make

>the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my

head, the blood,

>as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the

face."

>"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am
standing
upright in

>the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

>A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

>______________________________________________________

>The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school

>for lunch. At the head of the table was a large

>pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the
apple
tray:

>"Take only ONE. God is watching."

>Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
the
table was a

>large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a

note, "Take all

>you want. God is watching the apples".
Posted on 12/22/07, 04:12 pm