Fibromyalgia Support Group

Ya grew up in rural Michigan if........

Ya know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

Ya know what knee high by the 4th of July means

Ya know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the wedding and the reception

Ya know the difference between green and red farm machinery and would fight with your friends on the playground over which one was better

Ya spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding

You have tried to get your city cousins to pee on the electric fence

Ya know that "combine" is a noun

You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter

ya know that "creek" rhymes with "pick"

football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set

a Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shining for deer

You have driven your car on a lake

your definition of a small town is one that has only one bar

the local gas station sells live bait

ya think that the start of deer season is a national holiday

at least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant

and---you actually understand these jokes
Posted on 07/23/08, 11:07 pm