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Dear Friends,
I tried and tried to think up a really silly monket story to post like browneyedgirl mynameisD but no one can top their creativity. I humbly bow in their direction. So, instead I have a couple of funny Utube clips and some silly monkey jokes. Have fun finding monkey avatars or whatever avatars you'd like and post a silly monkey joke. When this is done, I'll compile the jokes into a file and send it to whomever would like it. Feel free to monkey around in here today. It's beautiful outside, bananas are on sale, and my tire swing is calling! OOOH-oooh-oooh-OOOh-Oooh-OOOh-OOOH-OOOH! (That's monkey for Happy Day to all) :)K This one is kinda naughty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIY... This little girl wants to stop petting the monkey but the monkey has other ideas... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErO... Q. What do you call a Monkey in a tree? A. A Branch Manager!!! Q. What do you call a Monkey in a garden? A. A Plant Manger!! Q: What do you do with a blue monkey? A: Cheer it up! Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a parrot? A. Polly wants a cracker NOW!!! Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? A: They slide down the banana-ster! Q. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? A. Very lost! Q. What kind of key doesn't open a door? A. A monkey! Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? A. Because he had to take care of some monkey business! Q. What is smarter than a talking monkey? A. A spelling bee! Q. What side of a monkey has more hair? A. The outside. Posted on 07/22/08, 06:07 am |
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Thanks for the smiles, I can share those jokes with the grandkids, if I can remember them long enough. 
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Thanks!
I love the one with the little girl petting the monkey!!!
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I found a couple...
What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A monkey with a machine gun. NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were all ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to Monkey One. Do your stuff.'' At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff.'' At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle seperated from the empty fuel tanks. Another two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to the astronaut...'' At this the astronaut shouted ''I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything.'' hehehe
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OMGOSH! I am totally cracking up, Shikky!
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Kinder, I am not creative at all, those things really happened....really they did....I wouldn't lie to you....really....well maybe just a little....
Anyway, at this point I would like to pose a question to you. But, in all honesty, I do not know the best the camera angle to pose the question, so I will pose it later. OO OO OO AHAHAHAH scratch of armpits...flinging of poo....giggle..OO OO OO (translation, Kinder watch this. I am going to fling poo at that kid pointing at us. His mom is going to flip out...ha ha)
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KInderchimp. The jokes are great! Brought a smile.
owww owwww aaaaaah eeeeee Wheres my banana?
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Oh dear D, we must assess the efficacy of your meds, dear.
All in all, the camera angle reveal a quite fetching simian. I think I'll need a small shovel to assist in poo-flingery today, but I will aim diligently at the icky kids. What's say we do the Lindy and hope for tossed monkey treats?? Banana smoothies in my cage this evening!! :) kinderchimp
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What do you have when you cross a monkey with a zebra?
A monkey reading a newspaper I love my two monkeys, they are so cute and cuddly that I want to have them in real life.
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I want a trunk monkey!!
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