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Oh, and evelena, believe it or not, I tried Beano and it did not do a thing for my excessive flatulents! I talked to my doctor and she said it could be a combo of the meds and my diet...LOL! She said she has had some patients complain of the same thing...LOL!

So much for beano and I'm surprised she didn't offer you more then the alot of people have it.
There must be something out there for this.
I'm going to research the net right now and see if I can bring back some useful hints for you.
As far as food of course beans will cause it and alot of dairy products will also for alot of people.
Vegtables also tend to cause it like brussell sprouts and cabbage ect.
But I understand this is a real problem for you so I'll be back.

There's something very wrong with me...I can drink a glass of water and I'll have gas...no joke!

*Enters the "fog"*

We are going to have to fix this little problem if we are to ever hang out missy...I will not have you blaming me for anything!!!!

;)

*drags Lauren to the Dr*

Don't be shy, let it fly!

Although I certainly am not such a skilled fatulator as Mr. Methane, able to summon forth on command, I certainly have mastered tone and duration techniques. And my scent is above reproach (or maybe approach, lol!)
I can even tell if there will be a scent just by how it feels. There is a certain warm moistness in the heavily scented ones, yet an occasional, lightly scented dry cool one sneaks out. I am working on a project which i save these rare scents in film containers and test the staying power of the scent. I am hoping for a government grant for such a project. Maybe they are better aged. Saved in special oak barrels. Maybe someone is interested in some private financial support for this project. Anyone interested? I think this is very important work. And please don't waste your time telling me this project stinks!

LOL Schmanek! LMAO! Your post takes the cake! You are officially the fart master. The art of farting is a glorious thing!

Ok the best I could find is the following,
A colon cleanse
Take tablets of activated charcoal,
Chew on fresh ginger or drink ginger ale,
mint,
Chamomile or tea
vinegar
Probbley not much help but as I thought alot said its the food.
But you could try some of these things but if it doesn't help then I'd ask my Dr. for something and I wouldn't take no for an answer.
I can't imagine what this is like for you.
I am very private,and one night Dan was on the phone with someone and I was getting something off his stand and I broke wind,and I started to say excuse me and he starts hushing me with his hands and it was so funny I just burst out laughing and I had to go in the other room for laughing so hard and for the rest of the night I kept laughing.
Of course I told him why,anyway I just had to share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLP...

Thank you very much for the tips evelena...I appreciate your dedication to helping me with my gas problem! And LOL about your story...simply hilarious!!

FINALLY someone else. I couldnt bring myself to ask about it. Its so embarrasing, really it is. Imagine its easter and you walk into your mothers place, stand next to a few people and all of a sudden...... its out. I just looked around and was like .....ummm who did that? LOL