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...should I mull over how to kill my flatmate playing the automatic over and over again until i want to insert the cd player into his most painful orafice or I do I return to thinking how best to get painful and excruciating revenge on him in the distant future?
Hmmmm..... (note don't get your knickers in a twist tis comic imaginary homicide. Makes a fucking change from suicide right?) Posted on 12/06/07, 06:12 am |
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REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD! 
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I'd go with the painful orifice thing, sounds much more like pain to me lol. Unfortunately, they may enjoy that so another alternative is putting cling film over the toilet seat he he
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So you're saying I should freeze the bastard now? Hmm where would I get my hands on some liquid nitrogen...
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no he manages to miss when he's drunk anyway kate, last time we locked him in the closet until he agreed to er...clean up the spillage.
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Hmmm, cyanide? ;)
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Hmmm, tie him to a chair and force feed him homemade lentil soup and kamikzee carots?
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i say long slow torture! revenge is best!
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maridon do you REALLY want to go there hmm? Do you. Think looooooong and hard about what you just said and see the maddness in that slug's eyes.
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oh..lol.......clingfilm over the toilet seat..hahhhaaaaa! thats some idea. I have one new very clean lodger to the point of OCD - and he bought new brilliant white rugs round the t.seat the other day which I daresay has unnerved the other tenant into obedience...lolol....
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Awww, sluggo's so sweet. :)
Don't know if this actually works, but once someone told me they tried it with a honeymoon couple—grind up alka seltzer into a poweder, spread in on his sheets, then wait and see if it begins to foam and fizz when he sweats in his sleep?
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