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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One
summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She
wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one
thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance
around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander
off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange
of money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed that she
was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know
for sure, they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed
that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic
devices?"
He hadn't - and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get
a towel and our big Radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find
out what she's really doing."Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the
wife was almost hopping up &down with anticipation when she saw the girl
talk to her husband and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met
his wife at the road.
Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly. No, she's not," he
said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
Well, what is it then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes ....." he replied -

OOOH - Now this is going to kill you

OOOOH - You're gonna hate me for this -
but it will make your day!!!









she sells C cells by the sea shore!"
Posted on 04/12/08, 11:04 am