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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ....and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00". "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95"? Dad asked surprised. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
Posted on 12/17/07, 03:12 pm
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Reply #1 - 12/17/07  4:53pm
" Lovin' it! "
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Reply #2 - 12/17/07  6:44pm
" You forgot Ken's best friend!!! Most important! "
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Reply #3 - 12/18/07  8:29am
" Boy did she get a lot for a little!! "
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Reply #4 - 12/18/07  4:11pm
" I need to hire Barbie's attorney! "
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Reply #5 - 12/18/07  6:13pm
" haha so true... "
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Reply #6 - 12/25/07  11:07pm
" I love that!! "
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Reply #7 - 12/27/07  7:13pm
" damn Blondes!..

yup... I wish I was Divorce Barbie... me thinks she hooked up with my EX and got all my stuff....lol "
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Reply #8 - 12/27/07  9:12pm
" Yeah but they had to make up loss on discount given to Ken doll. He comes only with 5 winter coats, a freeway underpass to sleep in, and a doll size refrigerator box for privacy. "
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Reply #9 - 12/29/07  6:03pm
" If Ken needs a place to stay...with 3 square meals and free clothing...well he can hook up with GI Joe and the troops. "
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Reply #10 - 12/29/07  10:24pm
" lol that is funny "
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