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no disrespect intended for any mother out there at all, i happen to be one...

your momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.... he he he he he :)

got one better than that?
Posted on 06/27/08, 05:06 pm
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Reply #1 - 06/27/08  7:09pm
" George Wallace is the king of yo mamma jokes. Try googling him "
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Reply #2 - 06/27/08  8:06pm
" Yo mamma so big when she spred her legs we are blinded by a solar eclipse "
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Reply #3 - 06/27/08  8:10pm
" Yo mama so large Isaw she had iron her clothes out in the driveway! "
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Reply #4 - 06/27/08  8:49pm
" your momma is sooo ugly, the plastic surgeon sued her... :) "
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Reply #5 - 06/27/08  11:30pm
" "Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater." "
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Reply #6 - 06/28/08  3:27am
" yo momma smell so bad the dog committed suicide "
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Reply #7 - 06/28/08  11:48am
" Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras "
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Reply #8 - 06/28/08  1:57pm
" Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad. "
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Reply #9 - 07/02/08  3:57pm
" Your mama is so fat, after sex, when i rolled of her, i had to roll two more times "
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Reply #10 - 07/02/08  4:12pm
" maybe not fat, but this ones funny and for ductape. LOL.

your mama is so hairy, she only speaks one languague. RRRRwwaaaaaaaa RRRRwaraaaaaRRRR aarrrhahahhh (wookie) "
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