Alcoholism is a powerful craving for alcohol which often results in the compulsive consumption of alcohol, an addiction. The cause of this craving is heavily debated, but the most ...
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns. 'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. 'Nice boobs,' says the man, 'where do you want these blinds?' Posted on 07/25/08, 06:07 am |
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OH GOD love it keep up the Friday funnies
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LOL
Good one.
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LMAO.......good one, I needed that.
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Three nuns all died on the same day and arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time.
"Hold it, Sisters," said St. Peter. "Frock or no frock, no one just walks in here without passing a little quiz on the Fundamentals of the Faith. So tell me, nun # 1, who was the first man?" "That's easy," said Sister. "Adam!" At once the bells rang, the trumpets blared, the Pearly Gates opened up and she walked into Heaven. Then the Gates closed with a clang. "Ok, nun # 2, who was the first woman?" "I got it! That's easy too. Eve!" And the bells rang, the trumpets blared, the Gates opened up and she too walked into Heaven. Again the Gates closed with a clang. "Now, nun # 3," said Peter. "What was the first thing Eve said when she met Adam?" Sister frowned and cupped her chin in her hand. "Gee, that IS a hard one..." And the bells rang, the trumpets blared, the Gates opened up........
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once again. You do that to me Nemo
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Thanks Nemo!! :)
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Three men go fishing in a small boat and take a case of beer with them.
The fish are not biting so they drink most of the beer. One man stands up to take a pee but falls in the water. The remaining men look over the side for a couple of minutes but the first man does not surface. One of the remaining men dives in the water to save the first. After a minute or so he resurfaces and shouts "I found him, help me get him in the boat". They get the first man in the boat and begin to perform CPR on him. After a couple of minutes taking turns at giving mouth-to-mouth, the wet man says to the dry man "I don't remember his breath ever smelling so BAD"? The dry man responds "Yeah, I agree. And I don't remember him wearing a snow-mobile suit either"?
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