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I just want to say hey I just joined and am wondering if anyone would like to say hey.
Alcoholism is a powerful craving for alcohol which often results in the compulsive consumption of alcohol, an addiction. The cause of this craving is heavily debated, but the most ...

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- - -an old timer and a newbie, were standing outside a noon meeting one day when a funeral procession came down the street. The old timer removed his hat, bowed his head and stood quietly until the last car had passed. The newbie, obviously moved, said "Say old timer,that was pretty special - - -I'm impressed with the respect the program has taught you." The old timer replied, "Well, I was married to her for 40 years; figured it was the least I could do!" Good bye, Good Luck and God Bless All. Rusty22
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ooooooooooohhhhhhhh! that was too special...LOL! What a nice DH...(Dear Husband or more like Dick Head!) lol
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Wait...did you just say goodbye to us???
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You're right Rusty, thats pretty funny! Nicely done with the farewell too. LOL. If the mood strikes ya, keep in touch. I'm gonna lope off myself now... Give it enough time everyone will think we ran off together... Dont tell my hubby and I wont tell your wife!
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hahahaha....thats so thoughtful=)
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A pious and statly gentleman was in the hospital for bowel troubles. After a few very painfull trips to the bathroom he decided to risk it and pooped his bed.
Mortified he quickly gathers the poopy sheets together and throws them out the window where they land on a poor little drunk passing by underneath. The little drunk freaks and starts kicking and flailing attracting the attention of the security gaurd. He runs to our poor little drunk who now has the poopy sheets in a puddle at his feet and asks,"What the hell do you think you're doing? The little drunk replies, "I don't know but I think I just kicked the shit out of a ghost."
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Funny Rusty, god bless you too.cbs
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Happy trails! See ya in the rooms sometime. (Cheesecake is on me.)
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